Ooops, I’m an Asshole

I get the mail at the office this morning and while shuffling through it i see a magazine with two UGLY children on the front.

My mind immediately forces these words out of my mouth as i enter the office holding up the cover, “Only in Mormo-valley can you get away with sticking 2 kids as UGLY as these on the front of your magazine.”

ugly kids

Stephanie, just a little shocked, replies, ”Oh, uh… I think that’s a magazine about disabled kids….That’s why it’s called “courage” cards.”

Pause…

I flip over the cover.

Way to go Jack Ass! 

   Way to go jack ass.

“i’m so embarrassed.  Sorry.”

 

01
August 21st, 2007 11:45 am

Heres the real question, if you were mentally handicapped would your rather people just think you were ugly or would you rather people automatically assume you’re mentally deficient.

And vis-versa if you were an ugly person?

02
dean
August 21st, 2007 12:52 pm

…. then later I began singing special Fred…. just to solidify my standing.

Hate it when that happens.

03
September 20th, 2007 1:53 pm

I would rather people mistake me for just ugly. If you really were unfortunate-looking, and people assumed you were retarded, that would suck! That’s what Jonah Hill went through everyday before he was cast in the movie Super Bad.

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