I know you.  You’re sitting here staring into the light of your computer screen, irreparably damaging your eyes, thinking Pirates don’t exist.  Well don’t ever say that to these guys.

These guys want your booty, and they’ve got the armament to take it.  With Anti-tank rockets, full auto machine guns, speed boats, and cahones the size of Saudi Arabia, these guys are ready and willing to pirate your ass, without the use of lubricants.

I was reading today about how these sea dogs still exist, and how they’ve upgraded their tactics and weponry, so I just had to let you know that they are still around, and recruiting.  I was gonna be a teacher but, who knows, someday this could be us.

And your mother would be so proud.

OK, so some people suck.  And when they suck AND you have their email address, you should get onto myspace and use that email address to sign up for everything imaginable.

You’ll feel better, I know I do.